Take your bland t-shirt and button a button to it, then look in the mirror and ask yourself -- is this shirt bland anymore? Even if the answer is yes, you will still be wearing a sweet button.
Also, did you notice that one of the buttons lights up and flashes! Take a chance, spend $2-4, get 1-5 buttons, and you've got at least one conversation starter and one more reason to love life.
Got an Oktoberfest party to go to? That means its time to get your butt-on.