Below is a real customer service interaction:
CUSTOMER: Hi, My name is Greg and I am an avid beer drinker. I love drinking beer from 1-liter glass beer steins, it is MAXIMUM fun, but sometimes I like to take it slow and my beer gets a bit warm. Do you have any products that can help solve this problem?
OKTOBERFESTHAUS REPRESENTATIVE: Hello Greg, Might I suggest one of our fantastic Beer Koozie's -- see the below page for our selection.
How about that? Now you know what this page is all about -- keeping your beer cold, and really, what's more important than that?